Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

promosel

Of or pertaining to Ashley Green.

"Yeah, I hung out with Ashley Green. It was fuckin' promosel."

by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005

primo

1) When you land on a skateboard sideways on accident by either over or under rotating a flip trick. Anyone who says they did it on purpose usually is a faggot. Landing primo can and most likely will hurt your feet really bad.

2) AKA "fire"

A good example of "primo" who be in the beginning of Dustin Dollin's part in the "Baker has a Deathwish" promo video when he tries the f/s flip over the rail. FIRE

by whatareyouaskingmethisfor March 24, 2009

Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."

by Achilles515 November 1, 2007

promo girl

A promo girl is a unusually thick girl with good physical attributes who is willing to spend her working life wearing the following, a bikini, a swimsuit, micro skirt, cropped top, boob tube. Whilst standing in front of some crappy cheap product at a exhibition which is aimed entirely for purchase by males. You would imagine that they would have low self esteem but normally they are so engrossed in the business of bending over the car that they actually feel they are making a difference to the world.

Not to be confused with sluts who actually know what they are doing.

Man 1) Has that car company hired in a bunch of whores to stand in front of their cars.
Man 2) No they are promo girls and they won't always fuck for money... Damn shame though!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

by aaron28 January 4, 2012

promosm

A word that still nobody knows what it means.

ur promosm

by mrs. AppleBottomJeans April 13, 2022