real programmer

some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa...and MAYBE Assembly if he's feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the "new" stuff like IDE, and newer languages...

google "Story of Mel" and "real programmer" for more info ;)

(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program I wrote in Visual Basic

real programmer: Visual Basic? back in the day we didn't have crap like that, in fact.. back in '71, I wrote the beta-version of pong, using Machine Code...

some new guy: Machine Code? ye whatevah, I wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in VB some dayz ago.. beat that

by Jonathan. May 14, 2006

brogrammer

The objectively best type of programmer. He is better than you at social skills and coding.

Brogrammers are superior to all other human beings, and represent the highest state of existence.

by srcs September 30, 2017

object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.

Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.

by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010

Gateway clean air program

A emissions testing program in St. Louis that requires drivers to have clean and efficient running cars in order to have license plates.
Can be a hassle, espically with older vehicles, and can get costly if you don't pass it.

1. Get your car running yet?
2. Nope. Failed the Gateway clean air program twice now.

by Shaun Speers May 17, 2005

prograsm

when a programmer finally finishes his annoying long script that took him many hours and had so many bugs

last night i finally had a prograsm from the HALO CE script.

by i like to drink milk November 2, 2009

progamer

a professional gamer, someone who makes gaming into a career that is profitable and are typically signed into a contract with an MLG team.

Ken is a progamer but i know i can take him.

by Christoph17 January 12, 2008

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 11, 2003