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swear prayer

A profanity-riddled plea or simply a string of four-letter words said aloud when you think all is lost, but still hope there's a chance things will turn out in your favor.
I was so convinced that the client was going to fire me, I said a swear prayer with every four-letter word I know. Miraculously, they ended up praising my work!
by skychair August 23, 2019
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broke prayers

A "broke prayer" is when broke people make prayers and don't get what they ask for because life is shit when you're broke.
Ex. I keep trying to reach god but they're broke prayers
by JesusIsDed September 21, 2019
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Doing A Prayer

A task gang weeders must partake during every sunrise as a form of prayer to the joker-god to protect yourself from the mental and spiritual anguish of getting friendzoned. The prayer is done via the use of Bongs, joints, blunts, bowls, dabs, hash, carties etc.
Normie: Why the hell does he smell like skunk at this time of the day?
Red-pilled gangweeder: He’s doing a prayer, to shield himself from the spiritual and mental anguish from Veronica friendzoning him.
by lukashenho_ July 2, 2018
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milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 21, 2022
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Prayers

Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.
Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"
by paleoham November 17, 2016
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pree swee

Short for pretty sweet.
Meaning pretty cool, pretty nice, pretty killer.
Like awesome, but to a slightly lesser degree.
WR122 ONLINE STUDENT 1: "Do you like my response to Activity 6A2?"

WR122 ONLINE STUDENT 2: "Yes, it's pree swee!"
by spinlight February 11, 2006
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Pieyes

When you are drunk, everything you see looks like a Pie.
Person 1: Hey! I can see a pie!

Person 2: Hey! So can I!

Person 3: (you are so drunk you Pieyes people)
by Monsterwoman June 3, 2010
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