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A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Get the Perfect mug.In tetris, a perfect clear is, just as the name says, when a player clears all the blocks on the board witout leaving any behind.
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
Get the perfect clear mug.oh got, she’s literally an angel, I love her sm. she’s person that everyone can have fun with and she’s the reason why I’m still alive. she’s awesome and I would do everything to be friends w her.
by ellaaa May 6, 2021
Get the perfecttmelioo mug.Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.
Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.
by bigfootshands January 2, 2014
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