Preston

A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.

'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'

by Riicardo McRiicardo November 13, 2011

pristie

a prude relationship in which at least one of the two in a couple ignores the other or is very prude.

When bob and jenny were going out, they wouldn't speak to eachother cause they were both so shy. Then i wispered to my friend, "They're such a pristie relationship."

by Za and Sca April 19, 2006

prestlee

Hottest LG(little Girl) you have ever seen in your entire life.

Man did you just see that prestlee that walked by. I'd tap her any day

by Dylan and Taylor September 30, 2007

Prestige Bitch

A girl, who most likely still lives at home and has the morals of an alley cat but goes around acting like she's Kate Middleton

State of her, walking around like some prestige bitch

by Gkr1983 March 19, 2017

Levi Preston Terry

A kid who will show his asss hole during beer pong! Also someone that will have the hambuger meat all hangin out. The kid that goes to Lollipops with the Madre. Jas the bad mutha fucka known to man kind. A kid who's a straight thug.

That kid looks like a Levi Preston Terry.

by bawlstotheleft May 4, 2010

preston manor

Preston Manor is in a literal sense a shit hole.Inhabited by Danny and Lantoss its a place known to rude boysas a mugging ground.Predators from Copland pick on there young feeble Preston Manor Prey by means of hunting.It often draws comparison to something seen on discovery channel.Watching these Hunts is often educational,often leaving one picking up new language like shank,blud and jacked.
Pedophilia is rife,with adults also hunting there prey known by the species Yearus Severnus which are then harshly molested.

Copland:Yo Blud Im On Eatz Wat you got For Me?
Preston Manor Youth:Nothing
Copland:*Taps Pockets and Beats the Crap out of Nerd.

Danny:I got a Suprise Young Man,Hop in my car.
Yearus Severnus:Ok!

by DGraham September 23, 2007

Preston

A person that you can't even describe. He's got a great smile, great physique, and amazing eyes (his lips are kinda chapped tho). He is the cutest person you will ever see. He's soooo hot and you just want to jump on him. You will DIE bcuz of how good he is in bed. He will rock your world. No guy will be the same. And finally how he makes you feel. He cares about nothing but you. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. Other guys are nothing to him. Oh one more thing. His lips might be chapped but he is the best kisser evvverrr.

Girl1: you hooked up with Preston?
Girl2: I'm soo lucky I never want to lose him I can't live without him

by Nope I'm out March 6, 2017