poser

This is a word used for people who act, dress, talk like people they aren't. It's a label for a person who is pretending they are someone totally different. It's most often used to describe people calling themsevles "punk."

Lil Johnny Bob is such a f*cking poser. He gets liberty spikes and puts safety pins in everything he owns and now automatically assumes he's a punk rocker child?! Bullsh*t!

by idontthinksobitch May 10, 2003

Poser Muslim

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

by Not Wake February 29, 2008

Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010

poser

One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.

idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate!!!
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?

idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass

correct person: Nicks a poser cause he

by clothes guy August 14, 2007

posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.

a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.

by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006

poser punk

trendy bastards that have rich parents and want to be noticed.and they might have a half mohawk.

you.your dog.your mom.

by no November 19, 2003