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Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.
My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!
by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022
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Pokemon Legends Arceus

A pokemon game made by Game Freak and Nintendo (its a cool game lol).
Person One: Dude! This new pokemon game just came out! Its called Pokemon Legends Arceus Wanna play it?
Person Two: Sure! Lets go.
A little later on, the Nintendo Switch that they were playing on gets smashed into pieces because they kept dying.
by urban clappers April 5, 2022
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Schrodinger's Pokémon

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught
Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon
by g1GGl3z July 22, 2016
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The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon

The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon is known as Shironaphobia. You can get Shironaphobia by fighting Cynthia in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.
I have The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon, Dude!
by Muichiro April 24, 2020
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pokemonth

Verb:

To put a pokemon in the day care for over a month without removing it. Usually due to lazyness of trainer.
Dude 1: "aw dude you got your Abra to level 100??"
Dude 2: "nah man that kid just pokemonthed that shit. lazyass."
by DarthCheez September 30, 2010
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Pokemon

A portmanteau (I believe that's the correct spelling, a combination of two words in one, not dissimilar to a contraction.) of Pocket Monsters. Started by Japanese developer -something- Satoshi from 1990 to its release date six years later. Based off of the small, spherical capsules holding collectable toys. It spawned several side-fanchises like toys, a trading card game, and even an anime

Throughout the five generations, somewhere around 20-22 main-series titles have been released, as well as extras like the Myster Dungeon and Pinball games. This started with Red and Green, and is leading now with Black 2 and White 2.

Unsurprsingly, many people here are butthurt and hold the first two of these Generations, Red (J), Green (J), Red, Blue,Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal as the highest and superior game because they are too ignorant to accept the games that have come around for over a decade. They are known as "Gewunners."
Bob: Bro, I just caught Zekrom in Black 2, you gotta check this shit out!

Joe: Seriously? L0l only gen 1 is good all rest of Pokemon is g4y l0l y0l0 swag.

Bob: Come on, man, why do you gotta be a Genwunner? Just try it out...
by SovietBear December 26, 2012
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Pokemon fuck

A Pokemon fuck is another way of saying for friendcest.
As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
Inherently to sleep with more than one person in your friendship group, especially to actively try to have them all.
'Mate, i think this weekend is bordering on a pokemon fuck up'
'its ok. everyone does it. its just that nobody talks about it.'
by Roxy Starr February 10, 2006
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