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pink pony

noun. Slang for the penis

verb, transitive. To have intercourse with, to fuck, etc.
n. "Ridin' the pink pony" or "That dude definitely gobbles the pink pony."

v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."
by Elwood P. Dowd January 2, 2007
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shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.
ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!
by William Oxford December 6, 2004
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Golden Pony

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite
Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it
by Kyle the Ginger December 18, 2008
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Ass Pony

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"
by benmu November 21, 2006
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Free Pony

When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.
Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!

Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.

Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.

John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.
by redshirt58 June 6, 2011
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Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.
Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.
by Behrens May 4, 2006
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Cotton Pony

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?
by Global Fuckin Smoke October 1, 2003
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