Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

perma chub

When a guy starts to get an erection but his penis does not become fully erect.

Did you see that girl before? She was so hot I was gettin perma chub.

by joey2324 October 5, 2009

Perm Bone

Perm Bone: A permanent boner; an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Oliver go brush your teeth." "Mom I can't, I've got a raging perm bone.

by centimeter peter October 21, 2010

Perma-Grin Salute

When you smoke some really good medical cannabis and get aroused.

I smoked some really good medical cannabis and she turned me on so I had a Perma-Grin Salute.

by Lrac Regnalob May 20, 2011

Permadibs

having permanent "dibs" on an object that is unquestionably yours.

Not having to give up sheets and blankets that belong on your bed when someone tries to take them. Because they are yours and you have Permadibs on them.

by Dr. Crazy-Mouse-Love-Pants February 4, 2010

Permadirty

When someone or something is permanently dirty even after just being clean it looks or feels dirty.

Person1: Dude, you know Billy, right?
Person2: Is that the permadirty kid with the dreads?
Person1: Yeah dude, i saw him come out of the bathroom after a shower once, He looked exactly the same, That kid is such a dirthead.

by Xin_the_face_of_warX March 11, 2006