Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Pineapple

PINEAPPLE
A common safeword used in heavy, kinky, sexual escapades. Should NOT be used if one of your sex toys if in fact, a pineapple
#Pineapple #Safeword #ToTheLanding

Mr Garrison, please remove that gerbil from my anus. No, no NOOO!!! Pineapple, PINEAPPLE!!!!!

by RanRan of 6030 April 4, 2020

Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.

Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!

by Punlike May 9, 2010

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016

Pineapple

Evil

Child: what’s that spiky yellow thing
Parent: that’s a pineapple, the devil’s fruit.

by DickfaceDoug August 7, 2019

Pineapples

A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.

Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."

by MissyBlue May 18, 2014

Pineapple

A person of any gender who a group of people find attractive

"Hey girls, I saw a ripe pineapple over there!"

by LeeluLai May 6, 2015