Phomatose

To be down for the count after eating a big bowl of PHO at the local Vietnamese Restaurant...

Oh man that PHO was good.... I'm Phomatose and probably won't be able to do much this afternoon.. I need a nap

by waggyIS October 18, 2004

phomophobia

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.

I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.

by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020

pompadorable

when a girl does her hair in a pompadore and she looks absolutley amazing.

"Oh man, you look so pompadorable with your hair like that"

by mike degilromo and eva boehmer October 21, 2007

Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

pompadork

Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).

"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"

by GullibleZine August 5, 2006

POMP

Simply POMP. Can be used to describe almost anything, in any situation.

Happy POMPing, POMPers!

POMP you, Don't hate the POMPer, hate the POMP, POMPéMon, POMPilicious, POMPtastic, POMP Norris, etc.

Can also be used just as a random interjection: OMG LOL POMP

Or: Holy crap, that party was so POMP.

Also: POMP POMP POMP - always in triplicate.

by POMP POMP POMP May 18, 2008

phumph

simply put, bellybutton lint.

lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.

by lks February 11, 2006