FaZe Philosophy

FaZe Philosophy : a FaZe member that is known for his trickshot specials and teamtage's

FaZe Philosophy : a sensational FaZe member who is known for y y 720 insta shots and his montage's

by DGK LOKI December 20, 2015

Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign

Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?

by WeebEnable630 October 28, 2019

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.

Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

Barof's Philosophy

The philosophy in which people use to sell their friends. The philosophy of being a Traitor

I used Barof's philosophy to sell my friends.

by Hangawism November 13, 2020

philosophy hoe

a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.

Not to be a philosophy hoe, but Plato says a good citizen and a good person are different.

by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020

Climatic Philosophy

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.

My climatic philosophy is to stop smoking in order to be environmentally friendly.

by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022

Vinyl philosophy

Those urban/college dudes who read Aristotle and Socrates once and now think they are philosophical geniuses and they probably listen to the Beatles and other artists only on vinyl
You know the ones

Yeah, he’s cool, but he’s definitely the vinyl philosophy type

by rajyaboy May 22, 2021