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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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Peruvian Jackhammer Peg

When you bounce up and down while doing the deed at an extremely fast rate.
Jessica was an absolute freak, she wanted to do the Peruvian Jackhammer Peg with me.
by firemansam24 August 9, 2025
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Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.
“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”
by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025
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Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.
Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!
by Somuchfun July 20, 2020
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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