pedo-zoo-necrophile 

a predix, which describes a person with a mental disturbance, in which he/she is attracted to premature dead animals.

Who the hell has raped this poor little dead puppy?
- It must be a pedo-zoo-necrophile!

pedo-zoo-necrophile by Evil Ha'Kfar March 23, 2005

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.

Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.

Pedo-Followed by ToadSage27 May 3, 2009

Pedo Bearadise 

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........

You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!

Pedo Bearadise by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

pedo pete 

pedophile who looks at children walk pass his house wearing the same blue dressing gown

pedo pete is like herbert the pervert

pedo pete by fingerblaster5000 October 26, 2013

PEDO POUNDER

person who radomly seeks out pedophiles and has hot and steamy sex with them. aka..pedo pounder

I heared that jordan had hot and steamy sex with a pedophile...what a pedo pounder

PEDO POUNDER by Jordana Ellen June 15, 2008

pedo bear 

Large bear like figure that is a pedophile
See calvin

Calvin you're such a pedo bear!

pedo bear by pedobear4life January 17, 2009

Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

Pedo's Excuse by 3zhd April 12, 2021