Dumpster Panties 

old or previously used panties that you always keep around in case of emergency. Or if you dont have any emergency panties you go dumpster diving for a new pair

The airline lost her luggage so she had to find a pair of dumpster panties

Dumpster Panties by lottaCOX March 21, 2011

hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Sick in the panties 

A known phrase relating to a woman's menstrual cycle. Often times resembling a gunshot wound, or serious situation that warrants severe blood loss. If combined with a work out and oral stimulation, some may seem to be experience an afrodisiac.

AMon: Hey Alonzo, dude how was the creature last night?
Alonso: Oh wey it was alright, but she was sick in the panties and now it looks like I was shot in the leg.

Sick in the panties by AlexMon April 14, 2010

i go boom boom in my panties 

boom boom vroom vroom but in your pants

he said i go boom boom in my panties

i go boom boom in my panties by fishpopulator69 February 25, 2022

Pattinson'd 

Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.

Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty

Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!

Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.

Pattinson'd by The Man Who Came To Tea April 26, 2010

panties 

the greatest invention since the female itself. preferably cotton.

Female: "Hey sexy, look at my panties"

Male: *PREMATURE*

Teh Edn

panties by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam September 20, 2005

granny panties 

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.

"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"

granny panties by dimplodocus October 2, 2007