po po patrol

being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.

"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"

by Sarah Henry December 29, 2007

Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)

The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation

"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"

by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

Badger Patrol Alpha

Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.

I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!

by Highanxietymind February 8, 2008

Paw Patrolism

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Snow Patrol

An extremely good band. Many songs often played in slow motion, this band is the freaking greatest ever.

I went to a Snow Patrol concert and when i was pushed during the mosh it took me 20 min to hit the ground.

by SNOWMANJEW December 9, 2004

Snow Patrol

A particularly inactive sexual partner. "If I lay here....If I just laaaaay here...."

"Man, I finally slept with Amber last night. So disappointed....She's a total Snow Patrol".

by Uncle Rae Rae July 31, 2010

Pussay Patrol

It is a group of 3 brilliant individual Pingpong, Mashm3llows, and VMONEY. They are the ultimate chick magnets and get every chick possible, they are also know as the 3 amigos. they also have a special friend called fries, he is cool too, but not as cool as them. The trio along with fries so all sort of BAMFs and mindblowing cool stuff. they have a mutual enemy called Vennu Malesh

hey look its superman, no its pussay patrol.
young girls be like i wanna marry Vmoney, hot girls be like i wanna marry Pingpong and supper hot be like i wanna marry mashmellow.

by Saynomore Getonthefloor May 23, 2013