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Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).
Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023
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pathetic

Pathetic aka Zak roland. And Peter roland
Pathetic. Is zak quoted by baby yoda
by Th3r3 1n th3 tr33s December 7, 2019
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Pathetic

A girl who goes out on their ex friends boat with their ex friends ex boyfriend & then posts in on social media like it’s a win.
She was so pathetic she went out on the boat when it wasn’t even good boating weather.
by Shadyday2022 September 10, 2022
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Weak and Pathetic

"I sleep in jeans.
Okay that's so weak and pathetic of you."
by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023
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Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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Pathetic

The username and nickname of a person known as Jacky who incorporated the name because as he said "Why not" also he ruined the usage of the word Pathetic to everyone who he knows. Pathetic am I right?
Pathetic
by Pathqwerty August 30, 2021
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Pathetic

A big, buff guy who looks suspiciously like a girl. I.E. Bugfreckle
"That was such a pathetic, Bugfreckle move there, man."
by cozymozy November 2, 2023
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