by Jigglypuff10 December 03, 2008
The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.
Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".
by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014
If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.
Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
by iwasunabletothinkofapseudonym January 23, 2010
The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
A time when all hope seems lost or when a stupid young man child decides to ignore what he sees in front of him
by flowerpeople February 27, 2010
A person who looks like they are from every race in the world. Someone who takes a bit of each race (ie, black, chinese, indian, etc) and sticks it to themselves.
Patch: "I'm an 1/8th black I am"
Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself."
Patch: "that's a crap comeback"
Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"
Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself."
Patch: "that's a crap comeback"
Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"
by patchpose April 06, 2009