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Kentucky Nurse Bang

The act of looking in a mirror, firing a fake gun with your hand and blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel. Then looking into the mirror and silently mouthing "bad ass bitch" to your reflection.
The Kentucky Nurse Bang is a common self-assurance technique used by nurses at the beginning of their shift to help them face the challenges of the day ahead. Originated by a Kentucky expatriate. Its use has spread to the midwestern states. There have been reported cases where this can induce arousal in some bald men.
by Wordsiah July 11, 2025
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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Gutter Nurse

Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.
Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.
by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025
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Shenzhen wet nurse

I’ve looked under the table, behind the couch, and I’ve made my friends empty their pockets but I still can’t find my Shenzhen wet nurse
by ARdBC January 10, 2026
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nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"
by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017
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Nubsei

Someone helpful enough to teach n00bs the way the game goes so they can pwn some ass.
"Hey, join this new MMO and I'll teach you how to get +10% exp. ;D" "You're such a cool Nubsei."
by Kyle and Cory August 6, 2007
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