A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.
"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."
by younerd July 24, 2023
numpty means cooper pantano is a small brain and takes 2x longer then the average human to do anything
by smdticiym69 July 05, 2021
Numpty
A guys from dumb ways to die which his hair gets burned and the lyrics "set fire to your hair"
Guy 1:Have you know numpty
Guy 2:ummm yes i have unlocked it in dumb ways to die the game
Guy 1:Have you know numpty
Guy 2:ummm yes i have unlocked it in dumb ways to die the game
by The dumb ways to die lover July 12, 2022
Logan paul is a numpty
by Saddo1010 December 12, 2019
Numpty is a Scottish way of saying stupid or dum something to call your teacher when you finish your work
by Kenzie clare July 14, 2021
you're such a numpty muffin
by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021
Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.
by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 04, 2009