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nukezone 

Nukezone is a strategic text-based game where you play with and/or against other players on the web alone or with a clan.

Basically, you need to sacrifice all your spare time (and eventually give up on your girlfriend/boyfriend) and go up in the middle of the night to avoid loosing morale so your clan can stay in the toplist. If you're lucky, then you won't by accident click on the wrong target and manage too loose 50% of your attack force during an attack while trying to keep your eyes open when everyone in your family is sleeping. However, if you do, try keep silent and don't wake them up!

If you don't wake up when the alarm sounds at 4am for some reason (low batteries etc.), you might loose morale, and your aggressive CL will eventually kick you out of the clan for not being active enough.
Then you will spend the rest of the round (about 3 months) being nuked by random ex-clanmates while looking for a n00b clan to protect you, which for some reason always seem to declare mutual war with slayer clans.

It's a great game. It really is.
WAAHHH!! Who's sending all the random nukes at me?? I'm in teh toplist ffs, I will pwn y00 next round!! this is teh shit!
I need to get myself a girlfriend...
nukezone by Enfero December 9, 2004

Naked brothers band 

A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band!!
boy: Can i read this (holds up playboy magazine)
Parents: NO go watch TV the naked brothers band is on
boy: oh Boy!

*10 years later*

boy: Mom i'd like you to meet my boyfriend
mom:WTF
To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest where you are.
"Aren't you going to pack for New York?"
"No, I'm going to fly naked."
fly naked by anonwebuser February 20, 2007
Word of the Day on March 3, 2007

Tactical Nuke 

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.
25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.
Tactical Nuke by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009

text nuke 

A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.

Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...

A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.

*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
Tara: WTF man, you just sent me 500 text messages!

Me: Yes I just sent you a text nuke!
text nuke by Hector Jr November 27, 2009

Duke Nukem 

Alien Ass kicking exterminator!
Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"
Duke Nukem by ISS September 2, 2003