A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
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Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.
Billy: Rage. You should have just left him
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.
Billy: Rage. You should have just left him
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1. A young male who exhibits the qualities of a female nurse, meaning a feminine boy who lacks masculinity and usually has a strong attachment (almost a romantic desire...) for his own mother. Eg. - one who is still nursing on his mom's tits.
2. A young male exhibiting the qualities of a female nurse.
2. A young male exhibiting the qualities of a female nurse.
1. "Did you see Chris sleeping in his mom's nightgown?"
"What a fucking nurseboy!"
2. "Wow. Matt is really acting like such a nurseboy today."
3. "Maybe if you weren't such a nurseboy, you could catch the football."
"What a fucking nurseboy!"
2. "Wow. Matt is really acting like such a nurseboy today."
3. "Maybe if you weren't such a nurseboy, you could catch the football."
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Get the School Nurse mug.A band that decides to make up fake Urban Dictionary definitions in order in look more popular, because they lack the money or talent to distinguish themselves through real promotion or musical ability.
- Dude, we have no money how are we going to advertise our show?
- I know, I'll just mention our band name three times while describing a Cleveland steamer that way people looking it up will know, our band is like a big ol' cleveland steamer!
1: Dude no, you're being a total Goodnight Nurse right now, let's just hang posters, no need to be a loser.
- I know, I'll just mention our band name three times while describing a Cleveland steamer that way people looking it up will know, our band is like a big ol' cleveland steamer!
1: Dude no, you're being a total Goodnight Nurse right now, let's just hang posters, no need to be a loser.
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i ran out of coke for my bourbon, so i made a Tenessee Wet Nurse instead, damn that shit was so good
by cobymorvfail July 26, 2010
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I asked a simple question about my rash but Nurse Becky felt the need to nursesplain an entire dermatology lesson!
by Lizzym1976 March 27, 2017
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