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NINCOMPOOP

Oh yes a fucking genius ... im hoping to soon submit my defination for "nincompoop" as a trail of small black marble sized poop from a hungover fedora wearing incell ,the morning after accidentally drinking the ruffie cocktail that was meant for his only "girl cousin"
As my hungover cousin was frantically making his way to the bathroom, I noticed a trail of his own Nincompoop... that would lead him back to his grandmothers SofaBed in the basement.
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
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Nincompoop is a trail of marble sized human feces created by fedora wearing incels that unintentionally consume toxic beverages brewed by said incel created specifically for rape of a fellow family member.
.Thanks to John Herman...The "Victim" was identified after forensic reports revealed the Nincompoop matched the DNA of the perpertrator."
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
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Noncollogist

A person who hasn’t attended college and is pro-Trump.
Trump appeals to noncollogists.
by Repunsal November 1, 2020
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Noncemobile

A car commonly driven by pedophiles and downright wronguns.

Commonly seen to be corsas, white vans and Citroen Picasso's.
"Oi look there goes davo in his noncemobile"
"Yeah look there's a 15 year old girl in the back I guess they're off to maccies"

"That's if his Corsa doesn't blow up first"
by Your dad's cereal bar November 16, 2020
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nincompoop

“i fucking hate all you nincompoops”
what’s a nincompoop?”-Addi T
“you”
by Cgareny12040404 January 3, 2021
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Pov: your here because of Enola Holmes. I see you.
"You're a nincompoop" -Enola Holmes
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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a guy invited me over to the house- but he’s a nincompoop... so i’m not going

don’t hookup with him if he’s a nincompoop... all his brothers will know the dirty details
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