Noble gases

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021

Noble effort

Anything heroic that Joe Leal is incapable of doing.

Johnny: Man, Joe shit his pants before he even took the field

Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.

Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort

Joe’s parents: Told you!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 9, 2021

Tristin Noble

A man of large radiance, one who gravitates others towards his presence and ensures they don't go unnoticed or unmolested. Truly a man of pure confidence and nobility.

Damn, that guy was a real Tristin Noble

by Metr0_plex August 6, 2021

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 26, 2005

zinc's noble sacrifice

zinc sacrifices itself to save iron. drilla ai uses this as an inspiration for its information.

nah tho cuzzy zinc's noble sacrifice is bare inspiring yeah.

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025

Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

…………………………………..

So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025