New Years Resolution 

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

New Years Resolution by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015

new years megalution

Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.

the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.

ted: dude whats your new years megalution?

frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.

ted: :( time to change mine...

new years megalution by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010

New Years Eve 

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st

What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?

New Years Eve by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015

New Years Eve 

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.

"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"

New Years Eve by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

Megan’s New Years Parties by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020

Happy New Years 

An expression that's said when a male's genitalia (namely, their testicles) reach maturity. In colloquial terms, when "the balls drop". This term is said when such a moment occurs for a male, typically when among a group of his male friends.

Dave: "Happy New Years!"

Steve: "Nigga what the hell was that for?"

Tony: "Don't worry about it, his balls just dropped" *slow claps*

Happy New Years by TheKhanOfKhans April 21, 2015

New Years Day Syndrome

A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take

Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know

Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.

New Years Day Syndrome by C302929 January 18, 2022