When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 3, 2018
Get the munchausen by presidency mug.by Nice one Perma March 15, 2022
Get the Munchies mug.Related Words
by nicepeter October 1, 2011
Get the drunkin munchies mug.Adverb. Noun . 1.To titty munch 2.The act of suckin and eatin of titties. Usually with fat desperate women.
Damn nigga I got the titty munchies this morning. I am going down the street to get some. ( Other black guy) Ok nigga save me some when you done.
by Fastpoke May 16, 2014
Get the titty munchies mug.Anger Munchies
Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.
Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.
E.g.
Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza
Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?
Friend 1: Totally!
Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza
Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?
Friend 1: Totally!
by Ilovenoodles June 10, 2014
Get the Anger Munchies mug.by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015
Get the Menstrual munchies mug.by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015
Get the proximity munchies mug.