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Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)
My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.
by Damien June 24, 2004
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Fat Bitch Munchies

The starving feeling a person gets a few hours after dinner and just before bed.
Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*

Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"

*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"
by australian-jesus February 1, 2013
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munching box

It was one giant orgy went matt was munching box on the couch
by K-griff January 24, 2009
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Rug Muncher

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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slut muncher

Someone who enjoys eating filthy, slutty twat.
Fuck man, you probably wouldn't have that sick rash all over your face if you weren't such a slut muncher.
by Phil Korn April 15, 2006
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Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''
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drunken munchies

the desire to eat that comes when drunk.
"I'm so hungry from all this drinking."

"you've got the drunken munchies"
by gryphon84 March 31, 2008
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