carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

by Dylan W. April 10, 2006

Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

by Freak January 21, 2003

Scat Muncher

One who finds nothing finer than the pleasure gained from eating faeces

Sam Ford eats shite, dirty scat muncher

by Bazil July 30, 2004

Forrest muncher

A girl who enjoys giving blow jobs to guys with bushy pubic hair.

1: I heard Izaiah got some sweet head from that slut Natalie.
2: I know, she's such a forrest muncher.

by non forrest muncher :-* November 22, 2011

He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

by Max THC November 27, 2019

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006