muffin

A word that can be substituted to replace any object.
I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
by Cisco 2 February 21, 2010
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Mitch: "Why did you make cupcakes? I wanted muffins!"

Tyler: "Just scrape off the frosting and it becomes a muffin."
by Cup O' Jo September 15, 2015
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to be intimate with a donkey
by MuffinTheMule March 03, 2004
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"wtf? thats an ugly cupcake"
"its a muffin..."
"oh.. i see..."
by Slit Your Dolly October 16, 2008
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A 69 position with 3 or more people; cuddling position while penetrating. Not to be confused with mooning, spooning or forking. It is not a 69 with two people.
hey baby you wanna muffin
by Xason August 19, 2010
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A muffin is an ugly cupcake!!!
Ohh that cupcake looks bad now it is a muffin.
by ksar345 March 04, 2010
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that which is sought by AlysWhitil, Klokwurk and Vibrobunny
I gots all the Muffins!
by Hikaru April 07, 2003
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