man moose

man moose is ( sperm )

i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!

by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017

Who's the Moose?

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.

After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010

begging for the moose

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt

Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!

by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

Mooshing Loser

1. A Mooshing Loser is a synonym for any said "Moosh Hater". commonly spotted circle jerking with their buddies to the women of youtube for example OlgaKay, LisaNova, and Hotforwords etc..

2. Moosh(ing) can also be substituted for any vulgar word or slang that you may want to disguise in a public setting.

1. The epitome of a Mooshing Loser is the "myth" better yet mystery of the "Author" Moosh Hater as being a transvestite. It is apparent that this "she-male" has an undying love for OlgaKay and her loyal Moosh Army, personally I would call it a sad obsession. The "she-thing" even incorporates "Moosh" into "he she's" own name. Whats that telling you?

2. Go Moosh yourself

You're a Mooshing peice of Moosh

Yea I was Mooshing that girl all night

by iTzNoxXx May 16, 2010

startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

by hotdogthief February 19, 2008