Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

Moistache

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.

Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.

by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013

Momstache

The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.

My mom has been so busy, she hasn't had time to wax her Momstache.

by GVenMusson January 7, 2016

Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" December 13, 2012

Monschein

A jungle roaming man who consumes computers and can be heard by his screeching whistle when hiding from baseball practice....

Did you catch that wild Monschein sighting today?!

Did you see that Monschein they caught on River Monsters the other day?!

WTF is that Whistle?....Just a Monschein mating call

by A Chizzle 91 May 18, 2011

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013