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magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
by Shitmonger November 25, 2016
mugGet the magic molemug.

Gunny mole

Naval slang for a prostitute smuggled on board ship. Often hidden in the gun batteries to service multiple sailors.
The gunny mole is waiting in forward gun 2. It's 50 bucks, but she does everything!
by JoBaker February 17, 2010
mugGet the Gunny molemug.

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids
by uassfd August 26, 2017
mugGet the mole eastermug.

mole patrol

An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.

A group of unattractive, feral girls.
"Cheryl's a mole from the mole patrol."
by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004
mugGet the mole patrolmug.

Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.
Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Mole Farmingmug.

Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.
I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.
by Tiltied August 7, 2020
mugGet the Whack-a-molemug.

ass-mole

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.
Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole
by 2345432545324534332455435454 August 20, 2007
mugGet the ass-molemug.

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