Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008

mojo

1- What keeps Mike Myers going on.
2- The one who tries to stop Power Puff Girls from saving the day.
3- A person's charm.

He ain't got enough mojo to get her.

by João July 28, 2004

Caucasian Mojo

A name for a white man that is really good at sex and is mainly really good on the Xbox 360 Live.

Caucasian Mojo killed the hole entire team.

by that one Grant guy March 30, 2009

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

by rubber turtle September 17, 2010

Mojo

used in south and north texas meaning a mexican from mexico and/or a first generation mexican american.

there is sometimes tension between the chicanos and the Mojo's.

by black nikes September 6, 2006

Mojado-mobile

A small, usually Japanese-make vehicle that has been lowered and modified by a Chicano. A popular example is a Scion xB, painted some fluorescent color not found in nature, about 1/16" off the ground.

A Scion xB, lowered Mojado-mobile.

by MikeHockTex October 19, 2008

pulling a mojo

to go through peoples information without their permission

Gatlin ~ *Goes thru info*
Gatlin ~ *Gets caught*
Vai ~ "ARE YOU PULLING A MOJO"

by your local loser June 18, 2019