An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009
A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell
by mr_pr December 10, 2006
by Gdgeigdjdgdbsohdhd February 17, 2022
Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. I’ve stopped wearing knickers to give him quick minge access!
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. I’ve stopped wearing knickers to give him quick minge access!
by WonkyTits February 22, 2023