Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!

The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue

Hydraulic gold miner by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

Angry Salt Miner by Cruned November 29, 2022

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler 

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

turd miner by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006

Chilean Miner 

When a guy fucks a girl and the condom gets stuck in her cunt and is not retrieved for 69 days

Girl: Hey you remember us fucking 69 days ago?

Guy: Ya, what about it? You still don't believe I was wearing a condom?

Girl: No I do now, it popped out today. You Chilean miner'd me.

Chilean Miner by Gtap1183 April 8, 2011

Coal Miner 

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.

Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner

Coal Miner by l3urkles January 7, 2014

New Jersey Coal Miner 

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.

New Jersey Coal Miner by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008