Milton

one of the most boring town in the world in MA...blahhh

so where do you live?
-in the middle of nowhere..
ohhh you mean MILTON
-yeah..

by ferrari July 20, 2008

Milton, Vermont

A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.

Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?

Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.

by JudgedMiltonStudent April 4, 2011

Milton

A redheaded person of Jewish faith and ancestry. Also referred to as a Ginger-Jew. Also known as a mickey.

He's Handsome, but he's a little bit of a Milton.

by GFY4273 April 4, 2011

Milton High School

Milton High is shit. Writing this as a Freshman in October, I know the school. They are sluts who feck the fagget druggies on Friday nights. If you walk ten feet into the woods outside the school, chances are you'll find an old dirty couch and broken glass from beer bottles mixed with the dirt. Don't forget about the weed! Oh yes my friend, the big bathroom stall on every floor is the schools ashtray. There's permanent black smears all over it. What else... people come hammered to the Friday night football games. There's a couple pregnant junior/seniors. Anyway the teachers are pretty strict but that's inside the school.

-"Duddee comin to tha crater on friday"
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.

by Freshhhmaaan February 20, 2009

molson mudslide

to take a monster soft crap the morning after a night of hard core drinkin

i drank a shitload last night, got up this morning and had a molson mudslide, it was awesome

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Milton

A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..

MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter

by Sarah-Ann Bobby Joe July 29, 2009

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

by Eageralto October 7, 2013