midnight mind

The moment when you are lying in bed awake thinking about everything that is going , has gone or could go wrong.

"I wish I could sleep but I spent all night with my midnight mind. " -Anon

by BarelyHuman January 20, 2018

midnight tiptoe

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.

1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.

by Rilan March 16, 2012

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010