midnight intellectual 

Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.

you: This has been one crazy friday.

Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!

midnight intellectual by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

Midnight Release 

1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.

2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)

1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?

2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.

Midnight Release by HowlandNotTooCool January 30, 2010

midnight study break 

Event occurring at midnight on the final day before exams at UNC Chapel Hill. Students strip and run naked inside of the Undergraduate Library. Police intervention is expected, but the participants usually escape.

"I was so tired cramming for that econ exam, but that midnight study break sure woke me up.

midnight study break by Go Heels August 12, 2007

Midnight Brown

Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

Midnight Brown by H. Windfield May 22, 2013

midnight stealth 

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.

Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.

midnight stealth by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

midnight lunch 

A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.

Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.

"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence

"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve

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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy

"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl

midnight lunch by Ruhbee! December 9, 2007

midnight suction cup 

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.

this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.

midnight suction cup by garrie June 26, 2006