Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023

Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Micro-Moment

The small moment in time when everything is good

I was getting mad than i remebered micro-moments relax microments

by C_-_1LL July 8, 2017

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Micro-Passion

Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.

He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.

by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023