by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
Get the GameBoy micromug. Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.
Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.
by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018
Get the Micro-Ghettomug. Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.
Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"
Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."
Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."
by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017
Get the Micro B'smug. by Drangonslayer55 February 23, 2023
Get the Micro princemug. Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Get the Micro marriagemug. The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023
Get the Micro-Fuckmug. A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
by Schipotle April 5, 2010
Get the micro-datermug.