Mico

'Zepto' is currently the smallest unit of measurement in the scientific community. It is measured as (10^-21). However, when describing something smaller than a 'zepto', most scientists and professionals use the unit of 'mico'. This unit is measured at (10^-69). Due to the fact that not many entities are actually that small, people usually use the term 'mico' to describe objects in a hyperbolic manner. The 'mico' is a term based off of the famous Dr. Tubs McGrubs, a pedant of the shallow creed. It is considered a grave insult to call another a 'mico', as it implies diminutive size in aspects such as height or penis size.

Example 1:

MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?

Example 2:

MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(

by FRSMSWAF December 29, 2010

mccloud

one of the two rival gangs of the good ol' boys. they are the arch rivals.

rocus is the king and liat is the queen of the mcclouds. boy do i hate them

by Steveo November 5, 2003

Mclovin

When a Ethnic man or woman only dates white preppy girls or guys

Dude! I just can't get over my love for Caitlyn, Becky, and Brigid! I must be in a Mclovin phase of my life

by FreeWillyWaffles September 10, 2012

Michove

Pronounced (Ma-cho-vee)...

To drunkenly express a great amount of love for another.

Girl: Night night
Guy: Michove
Guy: ummm.... I means much love.... drunk
Girl: hahahahahahaha michove!

by hogansays313 March 1, 2011

McLoud

The act of bringing up and then denouncing Islam in an unrelated conversation in which Islam not only has not yet been mentioned by anyone else but is at best only tangential to the subject at hand.

"Way to McLoud the thread, dude."

Usage similar to that of Godwin.

by Jackie1776 May 7, 2011

micless

To be without a microphone, specifically in a gaming setting

Yo bro, Jimmy can't play, he's micless

by jackandott September 2, 2021

Mico

Mico is just perfect; tall, handsome and funny, girls will go WILD over him. Guaranteed satisfaction with that massive schlong he has! Born as a romantic, his playboy abilities will make you fall in love with him. And Mico is loyal! Known by a lot of people, anywhere he goes it's fun!

"Mico is just perfect man."
"I wish I could be like Mico."

by angelo383 January 28, 2022