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metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink
"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"
metallicaeg by Geoff March 28, 2005

Metallica 

A band who was at one time an untouchable juggernaut in the metal and rock music world. They released 4 straight albums that are widely considered to be some of the greatest heavy metal records ever. Than came 1991. And downhill they went. They cut their hair short and wore eyeliner. They played drums on a tin can. And last but not least, they did a collaboration with Lou Reed.....

Metallica is James Hetfield on vocals and rhythm guitar, Kirk Hammett on lead guitar, Rob Trujillo on bass, and Lars Ulrich on drums. Past members include the legendary Clifford Lee Burton (R.I.P) , Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine, and Jason Newstedt.
"Hey you like metal? I like some Metallica too, man!"

"Oh, that's cool. What's your favorite album"

"Black Album!!"

"..Ughhh"
Metallica by jugulargoliath August 24, 2012

Metallica 

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.
When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.
Metallica by Chris May 17, 2005

mandatory metallica 

"Mandatory Metallica ruins people and it only gets worse from there "
mandatory metallica by ur fuckin mom September 1, 2006

New Metallica 

Before Metallica hit their prime to Loaded, Reloaded and St. Anger. They did some four demo recordings entitled Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets and ...And Justice for All. They also did the self entitled Metallica album, or more commonly referred to as the black album. With the release of this album, music critics could see that the band was destined to be so much greater and improved greatly from their days as a garage band.

Most fans don't like the new Metallica because they're upset that their precious underground band has finally become good enough to be enjoyed by more people than just the people who pretended to like it so they can say they liked a band no one had heard of. New Metallica is more Nu-Metal than Thrash Metal and Nu-Metal usually has more of a rap influence than regular metal making it a huge improvement.
"I'm madly in anger with you."
Those lyrics mean so much to me.

Metallica 

Assholes who make great music and ripped off Dave Mustaine.
Metallica has gotten softer lately.
Metallica by Shrexyshrek March 30, 2015