Marmite Swordsmanship

The act of getting some anal sex and reference3 to the colour of a males penis afterwards.

"would you let me practice some marmite swordsmanship tonight darling"

by Chuckette Norris October 18, 2009

Meritocracy

Academic cycle jerk

Meritocracy: when your government type is just a sapiosexual orgy.

by AshleeLuna June 11, 2019

Merrit

Someone who tries to be and act like someone their not . A wannabe in other words..

Hes a fucking merrit bro

by YEEZUSChrist77 April 19, 2018

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004

merbits

My-Eyes-Roll-Back-In-Their-Sockets.
Extreme response to stimulus, be it bad
TV, bad kareoke, or really good chocolate, hitting the gas in a good hot-rod.

A long, torturous 'speech' from Bush Jr.
A Clapton Solo. A tight bend on a good
Ducati. Same response, but for good or bad reasons.

by Insomniac May 27, 2004

Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

by Marmitechallenge August 23, 2014