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double-minted kid

A kid who eats two intensely strong mints at the same time, struggling with the urge to spit them out because of their unusually intense flavor. Yet, they master the skill of eating two super minty mints because they are...DOUBLE MINTED KIDS!!!!!!!
hxc yeah mints. mintcore
oh look at that girl eating two mints, shes cool. shes a true double-minted kid.
by fransea December 11, 2006
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minted

a word used to describe ones motor vehicle or other prized possesion. Often used by townie(s).
1."eh, that's one minited motor innit!"
2."eh, tel your mum that she was minted last night!"
by Goose666 April 9, 2004
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Munted

"Dude, you're munted!"
by Rollo47 July 11, 2003
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coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.
Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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Melted gum

Ejaculating in ones pants. Referring to when you wash your pants and you leave gum in it. When you take it out, it's a slimy mess.
"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend melted gum". "No way, I bet she was pissed when she went to grab her phone out of her pocket"!
by EagerMcBeaver772 October 26, 2011
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Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.
My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!
by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023
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mentee

Someone stupid who doesn't know jack and needs someone spoonfeed them every little god damn detail.
You idiot D comes after C. Now don't fail the god damn alphabet test!
by BuFFerMaN May 13, 2005
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