mever

(adv.) a shortened version of the phrase "Me, never!" created by Lauren

(side note: can be used as an exclamation at anytime or anyplace)

Who I do that? Mever!

by stam September 16, 2008

meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities

"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."

by thomas3192 June 17, 2008

Meijer

A grocery/mega store chain located in the midwestern united states who's managers and employees care more about when the new vending machine is getting installed in the break room than customer service. Meijer stores are filthy, little stocked, and carry out-dated merchandise. They have the loosest hiring standards of any of the mega stores, and the employees are extremely hard to fire nomatter how careless they are due to the extreme power possessed by their worker's union. Employees will do anything to get out of helping customers, and though their store manual clearly states that they must greet all customers within a 10 foot radius, they will do anything to avoid such an encounter.

Mom: I'm going to Meijer to get the grocery shopping done, do you want to come?
Billy: No way mom, Meijer sucks
Mom: Why do you say that?
Billy: You'll find out when you try to ask one of the employees if they have any shelf stock in the backroom...

by Babadoo October 8, 2007

maiven

The girl you screwed over but want to love again because she was the absolute best you ever had and you're a changed man.

Dude, I really miss Maiven.

by SuperPandaGuy July 25, 2016

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003

merve

originated from merve the perve;

1- noun: a creep, 2- verb: to creep, 3- adjective: degree of creepiness, 4- adverb: to complete something in a creepy manner

1- Goku is a merve.
2- Goku is mervin'.
3- Goku has a mervish smile.

4- Goku mervily stared at the small children.

by woofpaque December 21, 2009

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004