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Making a phone call

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.
" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."
by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009
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making puppies

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Making Patterns

The act of making patterns on a scantron during a test, because you don't know the answers.
Dude, that test killed me! I was Making Patterns on the entire front side!
by R-Ill December 22, 2008
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making love

The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. Wanting to please each other, make the other happy, share everything, be as close as humanly possible.

Nice and slow, sensual, tender, romantic, beautiful. Flowers, candles, massages. Releasing sweet passion and love to your love. Holding each other and cuddling after with whispers of I love you.
You and I will be making love in front of the fireplace and be holding each other all night, it will be absolutely magical.
by iloveyoub December 27, 2005
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the meaning of life

The meaning of life is infact 42.

You're probably wondering why the meaning of life is just a number.

I won't explain to you this, but i'll tell you one thing.

To understand the answer, you must first understand the question.
{"Cave man" lays out following sentence in Scrabble stones: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?")
Arthur: Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I've always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe.
(Faint and distant voice:) Base thirteen!
by Douglas Adams January 11, 2004
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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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