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Marijuana

The drug of choice for many and a great way to relax. Was used by the 1960's hippie generation in massive amounts. It should be make legal but bible thumpers and old people in the baby boomer generation and generation x are too close minded and ignort to want that.
Marijuana rules.
by Deep blue 2012 April 3, 2010
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Marijuana

The flower of love. Brings relaxation, new thought processes, and a general feeling of happiness when used wisely. Also gives a really cool body high.
Before I started to smoke weed I was so tightly wound, but now I'm laid back and chill. Yay marijuana!
by eyesmokechronic April 18, 2009
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Marijuana

A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."

Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"

No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019
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Marijuana

"yo pass me the marijuana yung homie!"
by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019
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Marijuana

I love to smoke marijuana
by Huduebstnehd July 12, 2020
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Marijuana

no, flour.
MMMMMM *sniffs* MARIJUANA!!! no, flour.
by Not_Admiral March 28, 2022
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Marijuana

Last week I had to go to a wedding, I had to see who was gonna marijuana.
by anonymous May 15, 2018
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