manbearpig

the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

by manbearpig May 9, 2006

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manbearpig

According to Al Gore, the end of all humankind as we know it.

It's ManBearPig, not PigBearMan.

by timothy duncan May 9, 2006

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Manklet

When a straight man, other than a surfer, wears something (as an ornament) around the ankle which by definition makes him appear gay.

Pronunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
Function: Noun

Lifeguard: "Everyone staying at this resort has to wear a colored band on their ankle if they're going to use the pool."

Guest: "I don't care what the reason, you won't catch me dead wearning a manklet."

by Clark Westfield March 27, 2009

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manbearpig

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

by troymusefan May 3, 2007

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mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

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