Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

trey malone

A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny

Don't u love trey malone

by psst water 259 April 10, 2017

malone grace

Extremely savage

Johnny is a malone grace i wish i could be like him

by The real alien June 15, 2017

Stinky Malone

When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.

Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.

by Highschool DxD November 19, 2017

anthony malone

Anthony Malone has a big heart. He is wise and compassionate. He’s a leader and has extreme attention to detail. He is a giver and very intelligent. Anthony Malone is very handsome.

Anthony Malone is a generous person.

by John dL Fox May 3, 2018

post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019