Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

malone grace

Extremely savage

Johnny is a malone grace i wish i could be like him

by The real alien June 15, 2017

Maggsy Malone

Maggsy Malone is a professional rapper from Croydon who has beef with MC Gillyman.

Maggsy Malone is sick

by Gillyman69 July 3, 2020

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025

Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.

That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.

by Datonekiduknow March 15, 2016