Malone

Man who spits on lasange whilst wearing female cuff links.

Also, a name used by females to describe a shocking kisser.

He maloned on my pasta!

That guy was a malone in the bedroom, so i dumped him!!

by kopingbob June 26, 2008

Kieran Maloning

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

by Big Marky S February 5, 2009

Bec Malone

The process of defecating on ones desk. Normally within an enclosed office environment.

"Sam was fired from his job last week. He made sure he dropped a Bec Malone in his bosses office before they marched him out the door!"

by *MEGAZORD* May 21, 2016

Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Malone

A loser; one who has strange one liners; a person you make fun of so that you feel better about yourself; a target of many jokes

Person 1: "That's so batman"
Person 2: What a Malone

Person 1: There was a smattering of them.
Person 2: What a Malone

Most famous Malone Saying: "You don't Malone me, I Malone you"

by verouchi September 7, 2013

post malone complex

Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.

“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”

by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018

The malonias

The malonias is a gang better than all you bitches, we r stronger and if u fuck with one of us we will fucking make your life a living hell. So stop making your self a Kusamba, you will never be a Kusamba. The five of us r called kbaj,kusamba,maysoon,malonia,and tinga tanga

the Malonias is a gang that likes food and sleep and r better than all u bitches

by Kusambaaaaaaaaaaa November 1, 2018