MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.

The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass

by A NIGGA THAT DONT LIKE MALCOLM May 14, 2022

Malcolm

Shekina’s boyfriend forever and only<3

Hey that’s Shekina’s super cool Pokémon obssesed short boyfriend!Malcolm!

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

Malcolm Butlered

(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.

2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.

Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.

2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.

by mycousingeorgie May 5, 2018

Malcolm

The most goated person on the planet

Oh Hey Malcolm

by I <3 Judy 🍑👅 November 10, 2020

Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.

Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.

by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024

Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022