Nigga Magnet

When a girl is too fine to handle and all the niggas are following her, checking her out, and flirting with her

"I am a nigga magnet"

"Girl you are a nigga magnet "

by Blem.-.lae May 15, 2017

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)

Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!

Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.

by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018

Villian Magnet

Noun (plural Villian Magnets)
A girlfriend, wife, sister or daughter of a Hero kidnapped by an evil scumbag resultingin a Rescue Mission or Ransom.

Lois Lane and Mary Jane Waston were Villian Magnets and so is Sweet Polly Purebread.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

fridge magnet

an extremely overweight, compulsive eater

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet

by modal April 28, 2006